a good joke is worth at least 30 bucks
k. so yesterday was my first ulnar nerve transposition. still excruciating 36 hours later despite mind-numbing amounts of percoset. PRM took care of me, played outside with the boys after school, made dinner, hosed the mud off them and got them in bed with stories and blankets and hugs, took care of me some more, stayed up til 1AM doing all the housework, got up early to make breakfasts and pack lunches and get boys to school before heading to work, only to turn back around and come home at lunch because, although i (barely) managed to pick DramaQueen up from school after he puked, there wasn't much i could do to keep MonkeyBeef from slamming his poopy diaper repeatedly into DQ's head as he attempted to curl up miserably on the sofa. PRM made breaded cheese sticks and marinara from scratch for DQ, cleaned up MB and got him down for a nap, and took care of me some more befre rushing back to work.
all without being asked! i swear, this is not the jackass i married. it's like finding a diamond tennis bracelet in a dog turd.
anyway, point being, i am typing one-handed, and nauseous and dead tired and need to lay down and elevate my arm again, so i am behind in my posting. there are more posts to come soon about our week of vacation in st. louis, the surgery, and the very unexpected "down with the sickness, part 4," but first, i had to interrupt with this...
so miller beer is going to pay me $30 for participating in a 3-part survey about their lime-flavored "miller chill." i have 5 "pre-purchase" questions to answer, basically asessing my perception of the product's image. they want the answers in an open message forum, where all participants in the survey can read, and comment on, each others' replies.
so as i sat down to my computer to bang out some answers, i started laughing... and PRM read my answers, and started laughing... and we agreed that we could live with giving up the $30 if it was good and funny. we're now taking bets on how long it will be until miller kicks me out of the survey.
QUESTION #1: Describe a party hosted by Miller Chill. Tell us the music playing, who would be there, how the guests are dressed, where it is, etc.
MY ANSWER: poolside, current top 40 music and party favorites (the stuff drunk chicks can't resist dancing and singing along to, like margaritaville, brown-eyed girl, etc.) , guests are wearing swimwear and/or casual shorts/t-shirts/dresses, the decor is inflatable tiki-themed stuff from oriental trading co, the food is crock-pot themed.
obviously, everyone's white.
all without being asked! i swear, this is not the jackass i married. it's like finding a diamond tennis bracelet in a dog turd.
anyway, point being, i am typing one-handed, and nauseous and dead tired and need to lay down and elevate my arm again, so i am behind in my posting. there are more posts to come soon about our week of vacation in st. louis, the surgery, and the very unexpected "down with the sickness, part 4," but first, i had to interrupt with this...
so miller beer is going to pay me $30 for participating in a 3-part survey about their lime-flavored "miller chill." i have 5 "pre-purchase" questions to answer, basically asessing my perception of the product's image. they want the answers in an open message forum, where all participants in the survey can read, and comment on, each others' replies.
so as i sat down to my computer to bang out some answers, i started laughing... and PRM read my answers, and started laughing... and we agreed that we could live with giving up the $30 if it was good and funny. we're now taking bets on how long it will be until miller kicks me out of the survey.
QUESTION #1: Describe a party hosted by Miller Chill. Tell us the music playing, who would be there, how the guests are dressed, where it is, etc.
MY ANSWER: poolside, current top 40 music and party favorites (the stuff drunk chicks can't resist dancing and singing along to, like margaritaville, brown-eyed girl, etc.) , guests are wearing swimwear and/or casual shorts/t-shirts/dresses, the decor is inflatable tiki-themed stuff from oriental trading co, the food is crock-pot themed.
obviously, everyone's white.
posted by welfareloser at 9:38 PM
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Describe a party by Miller Chill? Ok.
11 p.m. outside an underwhelming and sparsely-populated bar in a college town. Three college females stroll by in a vagi-herd.
The Miller street team asks, "Hey, want to come to a Miller Chill party?"
The college girls look at each other curiously, notice the dimly-lit area in which they're standing, and assuming they're being asked to drink a roofie coolata. Rape whistles are blown. Chaos ensues.
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